"Okay, I just gotta know: are you, uhhh, actually gonna USE that Tupperware bowl now? Might be a good use for the bleach."
use the bowl again?!?!?! are you KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!
you read back, i do have an MO for these kinds of things (and dearest
buddy Wil, if you ever read this entry, i do hope you appreciate the
willpower that i had not to mail the gopher to you lol)